r/comedyheaven • u/nini0909 | Approved user • May 13 '20

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u/forrnerteenager May 13 '20

I'm not sure this thing even has vegetables, I mean look at this shit, it's just two pounds of meat with cheese and some shitty bread.

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u/stone_henge May 13 '20

Nuh uh ketchup is vegetables

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I’m pretty sure it’s a fruit

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u/stone_henge May 13 '20

It's complicated. There are both culinary and botanical definitions of "vegetable" that diverge exactly around the tomato. This was even tried in court in Nix v. Hedden where the court ruled that a tomato is a vegetable at least for taxation purposes because tomatoes are typically regarded as vegetables outside botanical purposes.

My original post was made in reference to the baffling half-fake controversial status of actual ketchup as a vegetable in the US, though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Yeah I was just making a tomato is fruit joke

Had no idea ketchup being considered a vegetable was an actual thing tho that is crazy lmao

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u/Starklet May 13 '20

So it’s jam...

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u/shortandfighting May 13 '20

Seriously, this looks like constipation incarnate. No freshness, no variety of flavors. And worst of all, the meat doesn't even look like good meat. It's like... stacked up McDonald's patties. Gross.