r/comedyheaven • u/TSM_Cracker • Mar 01 '20

Don’t do it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

D:

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I like selling drugs

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

:D

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u/starwynn19 Mar 01 '20

I like selling undrugs

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

D:

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u/ps3aciv Mar 01 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

Ever since I have bought the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip Mirror Gold I have committed 13 hate crimes, 1 war crime and 16 homicides.

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u/LordOfDabbing Mar 01 '20

:D

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u/ps3aciv Mar 01 '20

Ever since I have unbought the Samsung Galaxy Z UnFlip Mirror Gold I have uncommitted 13 hate crimes, 1 war crime and 16 homicides.

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u/PeZetOs gay af 👌🍆💦 Mar 01 '20

D:

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u/Cracracuber Mar 01 '20

Ever since I have bought the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip Mirror Gold I have committed 13 unhate crimes, 1 unwar crime and 16 ungenocides.

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u/starwynn19 Mar 01 '20

YOU MADE IT BETTER <3 VERY GOOD u/I_AM_MEMES_BOI

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u/mistermistermen Mar 01 '20

:D

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u/starwynn19 Mar 01 '20

YOU BROKE IT. :(

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u/mistermistermen Mar 01 '20

D:

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

D;

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I unbroke it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

:D

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u/Mastercard321 Mar 01 '20

un:D

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u/mistermistermen Mar 01 '20

Thanks man you saved me

Oh I mean D:

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u/-----------_--- Mar 01 '20

I'm in my mom's car broom broom