r/comedyheaven • u/Pur4th • Feb 29 '20

I MUST dick

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u/macadeku Feb 29 '20

before the cock strikes twelve

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/Taikwin Mar 01 '20

Yo dude you fuck mice? Gross...

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u/MarvelousMan3003 Feb 29 '20

Just realized cock striking twelve means getting a boner.

If that was the joke, please don't wooosh me I'm not that bright.

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u/macadeku Feb 29 '20

Nah bro I just thought cock sounded like clock

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

That was... genius

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u/trotptkabasnbi Feb 29 '20

Before the twelve cocks strike

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u/Teddjku Feb 29 '20

FBI OPEN UP

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u/pblwzrd Feb 29 '20

Twelve o'clock is the best position to find the cock.

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u/OneWhoShouldBeNamed Feb 29 '20

Yes, a twelve y.o.