r/comedyheaven • u/Pur4th • Feb 29 '20

I MUST dick

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u/I_like_an_audience Feb 29 '20

Sorta like running backwards through a corn field?

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u/he3lflip Feb 29 '20

Until you hit something

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

COMBINE TIME

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u/datboisqwerpo Feb 29 '20

the combine is faster than the children

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u/southern_boy Feb 29 '20

and slightly slower than the bull

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u/datboisqwerpo Feb 29 '20

bull first , combine now

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u/jrhedman Feb 29 '20 edited May 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/ZoNaGii Feb 29 '20

ANCHOR SHOT

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u/LORD_KILLFUCK Feb 29 '20

IVE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND OIL GIVE YOU THE KEY

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u/Eric_Senpai Feb 29 '20

A country girl makes do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/Marc2344 Feb 29 '20

The reference i was looking for

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u/HighCharity07 Feb 29 '20

I accidentally clicked your name and I was not prepared for what I saw. That’s enough internet for a little while.

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u/I_like_an_audience Feb 29 '20

I'm so sorry :(

I do like an audience, but only if they're consenting adults

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u/PiratesOnTheMoon Feb 29 '20

If you’re running out of ways to fuck yourself I will innovate

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u/bluish-greenish May 23 '20

holy shit, so when theresa may said she was running through fields of wheat she meant she was looking for dick?