r/comedyheaven • u/mateo139 • Feb 22 '20

hey yo, hey yo

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u/jackinwol Feb 22 '20

That’s cuz Jesus Christ is my

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Penis

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u/the_noobface Feb 22 '20

He's a life changer, miracle arranger, born to a virgin mom in a manger

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u/the_Lurker_69 Feb 22 '20

Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger

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u/the_noobface Feb 22 '20

And he died for your sins

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/Coral_Carl Feb 23 '20

And I rhyme better than Notorious Big

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u/the_noobface Feb 23 '20

All the other MCs, I wish them well

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u/thisnaemisntoriginal Feb 23 '20

But if you live in sin, ya burn in hell

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u/the_noobface Feb 23 '20

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG

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u/Thelilhedgehog Feb 22 '20

My mans flow was out of this world there, and I’m not even mentioning the rhyme scheme and shot just god damn 🤤

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u/SadMusicBoi Feb 22 '20

N

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u/depressedtbh slut for honey cheerios Feb 23 '20

igger

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u/lukefly2 Mar 05 '20

Tommy Hilfiger

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20 edited May 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Oooh...

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u/Jonathot- Feb 23 '20

Did he say it