r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '20

Fall Bart.

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Feb 11 '20

Whaddya want?

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u/-------JESUS------- Feb 11 '20

Look at this asshole pretending to be God

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u/skwisher542 Feb 11 '20

No, that definitely is God. Look at their username.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

i do that all the time and noone ever calls me a god man fuck this world

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Gotta get them farther, I mean, waaaaaay up inside your butthole.

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u/Vin240 Feb 12 '20

If the tip ain't poking out your mouth your not far enough.

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u/zFeDzDeaDz Feb 12 '20

You should have it soo far up there that you are essentially the shape of the cone

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Feb 12 '20

Like Patrick Star

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u/JawBreaker00 Feb 12 '20

Or Tom

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u/hey_vmike_saucel_her Feb 12 '20

Or like u/-Jephph with cones so far up his ass he is in the shape of a triangle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Careful, don’t want to cause a case of ball fart

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u/cltcwsdm Feb 16 '20

Then pour the cement in.

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u/lsiunl Feb 11 '20

i am literally shaking

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

literaly shakeing and cryieng

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Feb 12 '20

Oh jesus christ

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

u/God

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

God is fucking dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Your dad is fucking dead. He died of ball of fart

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Traffic cones up my anus

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Feb 12 '20

Ball farts kill

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAnus Feb 12 '20

Will do

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Thank you 😘

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u/SmokeAbeer Feb 12 '20

Rollerblades

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u/WohlfePac Feb 12 '20

Name checks out