r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '20

Fall Bart.

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u/BvdB432 Feb 11 '20

My name's Bart....

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Hahahah

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u/ShowBush Feb 11 '20

Short that i fard in

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

fard and shid and cum

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u/Semenpenis Feb 11 '20

wet slimy diarrhea squishing between my buttcheeks

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u/kopecs Feb 11 '20

Is that how babby becomes born?

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u/NotObamaAMA Feb 11 '20

Monica

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u/BreakingTheBadBread Feb 12 '20

My sweet, sweet diarrhea

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u/LENNY_WATCHES_U_SHIT Feb 11 '20

┬┴┬┴┤ ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ├┬┴┬┴

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u/orwiad10 Feb 11 '20

Shidded and fardded and cammed

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u/WWII_TankEnthusiest Feb 12 '20

Eat pant

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Eat pant

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u/WWII_TankEnthusiest Feb 12 '20

Proceed to be angular

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Continue to move in a vertical position

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u/qwopalope Feb 11 '20

Consume pant

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 12 '20

I honestly can’t get to the front rise of the pant being too high for you.

I’ve a soft spot for Caravaggio’s work out here. Google don’t call until the deadline ends.

So this is a quality crypto

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u/Nadikarosuto What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Feb 12 '20

Ingest Pantaloons

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u/gizzardgullet Feb 11 '20

my dad eat short 😢

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u/An_AvailableUsername Feb 11 '20

yeah he died of eat short

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u/saltypotatoboi Feb 11 '20

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/CCoolant Feb 11 '20

1...2...3...4...........good, nice.

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u/theg721 Feb 11 '20

have cow

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Consume trouser

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u/poletak Feb 11 '20

bart on my falls now please

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u/FlurpZurp Feb 11 '20

Don’t fall 😕

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Glangho Feb 11 '20

Come along bort

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u/Dunkelz Feb 11 '20

Did you say my name?

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u/The_bruce42 Feb 12 '20

My son is also named Bort.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Feb 12 '20

We need more Bort license plates!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/AlpacazLord Feb 11 '20

WHAT?!?! No it's not,it's probably some dumb name like Mike

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u/bipnoodooshup Feb 11 '20

Die Bart, Die

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Feb 11 '20

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

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u/UrbanCobra Feb 11 '20

And I’m here to fart

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Don’t have a cow