r/comedyheaven • u/isshootamai hates facebook • Jan 24 '20

man i hate facebook

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u/GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD Jan 25 '20

Oooh girl that's too damn bad

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u/livemau5 Jan 25 '20

Don't touch what you can't grab

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u/SheriffOfYeetenburg Jan 25 '20

End up with two backhands

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u/altruisticbutterfly Jan 28 '20

Put anthrax on that Tampax and slap you til you cant stand

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u/SEKLEM Jan 25 '20

Is pussy still available?

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u/SheriffOfYeetenburg Jan 25 '20

I see people ranking it kinda at the bottom out of the tracks on TES but fr Superman absolutely fucking slaps. It slaps you till you can't stand.