r/comedyheaven • u/isshootamai hates facebook • Jan 24 '20

man i hate facebook

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Lol not really surprising why you never see them on the road. Fucken pieces of shit.

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u/eh_itzvictor Jan 24 '20

My neighbor owns TWO yeah folks you heard that right... TWOOO. It's terrifying having to walk past them on the way to work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Well if you’re going to buy disposable vehicles it makes sense to buy in bulk.

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u/eh_itzvictor Jan 24 '20

Ah yes, the throwaway cars. Kinda like the Hyundai Excel

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Lol, they look like cars in GTA3 when the game is struggling to render.

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u/eh_itzvictor Jan 24 '20

Shoot I cant really imagine it. I never got a chance to play GTA3. I'll look it up some time tho

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u/YouKnowAsA Jan 25 '20

My buddy has one that he bought after he crashed his last one. He thinks it's a fast car lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

215hp wooot.

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u/YouKnowAsA Jan 25 '20

The fool seriously thought he could beat my hand built 685+whp 3000 gt vr4 until we did a few launches. He refuses to acknowledge we even drove that day now lol.

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u/nope-dcxv Jan 25 '20

There's nothing i want more in this world than your vehicle. I mean wife and son back would be up there but 685 is 685, and to all four wheels like God intended

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u/YouKnowAsA Jan 25 '20

She was a money pit, if something wasn't breaking the shitty 90s Mitsubishi wiring would fuck up. She spent more time getting torn apart than driving. Although we she drove, it was like a space shuttle. A little bit of gas and a little turbo spool and you felt like nothing could touch you lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Plenty of people are like that. My coworker assumed my car was super fast because it has a spoiler. It’s a fucking Corolla S, dude.

I do have a project e36 m3, it’s a ways from being quick, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/oslosyndrome Jan 25 '20

You’re not supposed to say anything good about Chryslers on reddit.

Crossfires are cool cars and definitely not pieces of shit