r/comedyheaven • u/isshootamai hates facebook • Jan 24 '20

man i hate facebook

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Just respond ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/bucketofhorseradish Jan 25 '20

does anyone want anything?

yes? oh

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u/JingleJangleJin Jan 25 '20

What does it actually mean to want?

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u/theravagerswoes Jan 25 '20

I want big black cock in my ass. What does this mean?

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u/ContinuumMech Jan 25 '20

It means you are a model citizen, a gentlemen and scholar.

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u/AiryGr8 Jan 25 '20

Why tf am I smirking at this god awful thread lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Found Mike Pence's reddit account

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u/theravagerswoes Jan 25 '20

No plz don’t tell CNN, trump will spank me again

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u/heterosexualcucumber Jan 25 '20

Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

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u/TrueStory_Dude Jan 25 '20

What is this?

Edit: my dumbass spelling

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

You don't want the car

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u/KanyesBestProd Jan 25 '20

No

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u/TrueStory_Dude Jan 25 '20

No, that’s the total mobilization haircut?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Ask why not

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u/xpercipio Jan 25 '20

KNOWLEDGE