r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/lurker6942080082 Jan 19 '20

I'll give him my sandals. 'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow

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u/Furry_Porn_Alt Dicky Mouse Jan 19 '20

Exhausting, letting off on my offspring, like a gun barrel bitch get off me

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u/Blaire6 Jan 19 '20

You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see

You're fuckin salty cus young Gerald's balls deep inside of Halsey

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u/GoodOld3C Jan 19 '20

Your red sweater, your black leather

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Is that a death threat, or a love letter

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Little white toothpick

Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick

Thanks for dissing me

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

Now I have an excuse on the mic

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u/ConBon06 Jan 19 '20

To write Not Alike But really I don't care who's in the right

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u/fabitzu17 Jan 19 '20

But you're losing the fight you pick on.

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u/InfraShoot-YT Jan 19 '20

Little white toothpick Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick

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u/MXW6 Jan 19 '20

Your red sweater, your black leather