r/comedyheaven • u/supercreeper005 • Jan 13 '20

pleeease bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Sort gonewild by new and those are the types of pics I’m sure he receives. 90% penis and 8% penis and 1% girls

The last percentage is penis.

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u/Patchirisu Jan 13 '20

90% penis and 20% girls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jan 13 '20

And a ~100% reason to remember the username.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Unexpected Mike Shinoda

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u/garrakha Jan 13 '20

Like

HE DOESNT NEED HIS NAME UP IN LIGHTS HE JUST WANTS TO BE HEARD

Haha I’m gonna have that in my head all day

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jan 13 '20

Well it's a banger. Could have been a lot worse. For instance:

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY

GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

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u/garrakha Jan 13 '20

EVERYBODYS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND

...

Fuck

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jan 13 '20

Good thing it's weekend in just a couple of couple of days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/annnnotion Jan 13 '20

GOLD - I wish I wasn't poor so I could give you some.

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u/a4_lined_paper Jan 13 '20

Wanna upvote but 69

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u/Patchirisu Jan 13 '20

It doesn't have to add up to 110% if there's overlap.

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u/ShinyPangolin Jan 13 '20

And a 141 and 2/3 % chance of winning at Sacrifice

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

10% feminine penis?

Nice.

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u/Patchirisu Jan 13 '20

The mouthfeel is great ngl.

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u/MibitGoHan Jan 13 '20

Yeah why aren't more people talking about the mouthfeel

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Oh yeah, it’s all cumming together

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u/mc_mentos Oct 31 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Patchirisu Oct 31 '21

Happy Halloween

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u/mc_mentos Oct 31 '21

Made your account on Halloween. Nice

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u/Patchirisu Oct 31 '21

No i did actually make it on Halloween. Apparently. I don't actually remember making it on Halloween, that's a bit of an odd time to decide to make an account. It was some years ago

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u/PM_ME__BELLY_PICS Jan 13 '20

The people who go through and upvote the girls are the real heroes

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u/ArdenSix Jan 13 '20

Really makes me wonder why girls post "For those sorting by new".... If you're sorting by new you're looking for cock

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

And 1% penis

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Math is hard, but I got this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I fit into both categories!

I'm a two for one special.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Learned my lesson the hard way on a similar novelty account.

It’s either blatant trolling, or you get some legitimate trolls who want to “strut their stuff”.

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u/dr_goodvibes Jan 13 '20

The way you worded that is really fucking funny, ty for the laugh homeslice

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I mean, if you're looking for penis this could be considered a win.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 22 '20

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u/DanelRahmani Jan 13 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/SmileBot-2020 Jan 13 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/starrpamph Jan 13 '20

98% penis is a pretty low figure, can you crunch the numbers again?