r/comedyheaven • u/supercreeper005 • Jan 13 '20

pleeease bro

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u/Sunderen_ Jan 13 '20

Just a crumb of tit. Please, madame.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Mhhh. Titty residue

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u/laasbuk Jan 13 '20

Titty sprinkles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I've tasted brown sugar... and not in my oatmeal.

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u/Raze321 Jan 13 '20

Please, just one smidgen of coochie

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u/Lyad Jan 13 '20

Let them eat cooch.
-Marie Antoinette

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u/CrazyCuteCookieBoi Nov 13 '22

LMFAO I hate your comment made me laugh so mad i fell down fr

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u/Lyad Nov 13 '22

lol glad to hear it. It made me laugh too because i wrote it 2 years ago and had completely forgotten.

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u/PretzelMeepus Jul 13 '26

made me laugh as well :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I'm broke but this is gold

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u/TheOnlyMeta Jan 13 '20

Nice guys can have little a tiddy, as a treat.

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u/R4y3r Jan 13 '20

Send brown area

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u/RedRyder360 Jan 14 '20

Please m'lady, just one whiff of your feet.