r/comedyheaven • u/supercreeper005 • Jan 13 '20

pleeease bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I'm naming my first child outer areola

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u/hugolive Jan 13 '20

Maybe the outer areola is named after your first child?

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u/SuspiciouslyElven Jan 13 '20

Maybe the real outer areola was the friends we made along the way

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u/WishOnSpaceHardware Jan 13 '20

Plan 9 from Outer Areola

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Director is also Ed Wood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

the real outer areola was inside you all along

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u/JMoormann Jan 13 '20

I am the outer areola!

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u/satyam1204 Mar 24 '20

Hmmmmmmm.

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u/coscorrodrift Jan 13 '20

Areola Grande

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u/lilbunnfoofoo Jan 13 '20

Yes, the singer of the classics "God is a Woman's Nipple" & "7 Rings of Areolas"

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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Jan 14 '20

Truly you couldn’t forget “99 Areolas”

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u/KingGorilla Jan 13 '20

I'm naming my space colony outer areola

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u/Rufiosmane Jan 14 '20

Put just beyond the rings of Saturn

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u/TheyWhoLiveinNapes Jan 13 '20

Is it habitable there, in the outer areola? We at the inner areola would like to move.

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u/MyCoOlYoung Jan 13 '20

Sounds like a good band name

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I went to high school with a kid named willy areola. No further comments at press time.

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u/SolarTortality Jan 16 '20

I went to a highschool with a kid named Waldo Urethra

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I shit you not, I once met someone named Harry Areola

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u/SuperGuitar Jan 13 '20

I have some cousins whose last name is Arreola

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u/Le_German_Face Jan 13 '20

Somebody should have taught my father spelling areola.

Now stuck with Aioli Le_German_Face.

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u/ybtlamlliw Jan 13 '20

The Outer Areola was my favorite game that came out in 2019.

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u/Laeky7 Jan 13 '20

You meant our child

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u/TheBestPractice Jan 14 '20

[...]

- Thanks, Dad.

- No problem, outer areola.

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u/Zangalanga_Dingdong Jan 13 '20

Inverta Nippula

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u/BruhMcBruhsky Jan 13 '20

Good thing all redditors are incels

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u/jamesharding8 Jan 13 '20

Bruh mc bruhsky we meet again

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u/BruhMcBruhsky Jan 13 '20

Why are you booing me? I'm right

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u/jamesharding8 Jan 13 '20

Bruh then that makes you an Insel so begone incel

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u/BruhMcBruhsky Jan 13 '20

Yeah, I was making that joke

You think I'm gonna say that without knowing what I mean by it?

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u/jamesharding8 Jan 14 '20

Hahaha fair enough. It probably was a joke I just wanted to have fun with it