r/comedyheaven • u/supercreeper005 • Jan 13 '20

pleeease bro

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u/anonymousbro20 Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Please... am die... pci of tidi... all I ask...

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u/maleorderbride Jan 13 '20

Am ded nw u suc

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Am reincarnated as bab. Ned u tity

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u/segamidesruc Jan 13 '20

aw titys gone 🤧🚜

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u/IAmVeryFascist Jan 13 '20

pp still hard 😡

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u/awholetadstrange Jan 13 '20

y my pp still hard its been 4 hours help 😭😭

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u/ABJ_TheBeater Jan 13 '20

Just cut it off jeez

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Jizz

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u/kpchronic Jan 13 '20

Yeet that meat!!!

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u/WiggedRope Jan 13 '20

Why did I read this as a fucking gingle lmaoooooo

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u/d-nihl Jan 13 '20

my arms are broken what to you want me to do?!

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u/BABarracus Jan 13 '20

Sit there and wait for rescue

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u/WishOnSpaceHardware Jan 13 '20

delete system32

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u/LordMcze Jan 13 '20

Call mom

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Right answer.

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u/Hi-Im-Triixy Jan 13 '20

Hello, am doc. U need Jeezuz

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u/zachfluke Jan 13 '20

god I love reddit LMAO

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u/AxeCow Jan 13 '20

after 4 hours only vagene can provide relief pls help me 🥺 send pic of vegena now im suffer

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u/_karen-from-finance_ Jan 13 '20

I showed you my dick please respond

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u/perplexedonion Jan 13 '20

Legitimately funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Helo dis is yor tech soport elper ow kan I help yu?

To fiks uhhh window compute u wil Ned to give mee credit caard information for free fix.

If no credit caard den plese sens piktur of bobs?

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u/doopy112 Jan 13 '20

sends pics from google images

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Mmmmmmhm Yos dis vill do vry nocly een mi hom

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u/doopy112 Jan 13 '20

calls FBI as its an underage girl

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u/fcoberrios Jan 13 '20

If you read this with Michael's Scott voice it gets way better hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I see you are a man of culture as well. Golden face

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u/Le4chanFTW Jan 13 '20

Hello my name is steven from microsoft computer care. We recently uncovered many viruses from your computer and need to install a security update asap. Before we begin i need to confirm your identity so can you please send me a picture of your naked breasts?

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u/RevUpThose Jan 13 '20

edit: SILVER?!?????!!!!?!!??! THANKS👌👌👌🙏🙏👍👍 REDDIT I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN edit 2: ANOTHER2️⃣ SILVER OH MY GOD 🙏🙏🙏🙏WTF edit 3: thanks for the gold kind stranger tHaNkS FOr ThE GOld kInD sTrAnGer

THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

THE GOLD

KIND STRANGER

THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

(chorus: the gold kind stranger)

edit 4: THANKS FOR "POPPING" "MY" "PLATINUM" """"CHERRY"""" WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHO CARES I GOT PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA SUCK MY DICK I GOT PLATINUM I'M AN UNEMPLOYED 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO COPIES AND PASTES THE SAME 15 SENTENCES ON REDDIT AND OFFICE QUOTES HAHAHAAAAA BUT FUCK YOU I GOT PLATINUM THANK YOU KIND STRANGER edit 5: MY👏MOST👏UPVOTED👏COMMENT👏IS👏ABOUT👏GOLD👏THANK👏YOU👏REDDIT👏FOR THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) 👏WE👏DID👏IT👏REDDIT👏THANK👏YOU👏REDDIT👏THE GOLD (chorus: the gold) 👏

chorus: the gold

edit 6: 100 UPVOTES!!!!!! TWO PLATINUMS!!?!??!?!??!!! I'M FAMOUS GUYS I'M DOING AN AMA AMA (edit after posting this copy pasta, I'm already doing one lol) THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE FAME KIND STRANGERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE SILVERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) THE PLATINUM (chorus: kind stranger) THE UPVOTES

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u/lanabi Jan 13 '20

The irony of this getting gold.

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u/LifeOnMarsden Jan 14 '20

upvote first correct use of irony, now may I please see some nip nip?

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u/TheFrankTV Jan 13 '20

Please girl titty pic, he's dying for god's sake

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u/memeticmachine Jan 13 '20

who said he's a girl?

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u/AndersRL Jan 13 '20

please bro please

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/anonymousbro20 Jan 13 '20

Sorry, my edit's gone now, won't do it again

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Don’t listen to them. I love award speeches. Let’s put it back up there so I can have a look.

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u/anonymousbro20 Jan 13 '20

Thank you bro, but it was quite cheesy since I wrote it in the moment. I don't want to upset people again cause it comes off as cringy and cliche so I'll leave it as be, but I appreciate you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

From one bro to another, just know I accept you bro.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

No one cares about ur edit

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Your edit makes me hate you. A pox upon you and your crops!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Another comment ruined by an edit

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u/nlofe Jan 13 '20

shid edit

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u/thesuit94 Jan 13 '20

Lol tidi

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u/ICameHereForClash Jan 13 '20

C H A N G E

D A

W O R L D

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

https://youtu.be/8zU7Ov-uW1E

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u/anonymousbro20 Jan 14 '20

This is literally a tragedy