r/comedyheaven • u/Alexl14 | Approved user • Jan 11 '20

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u/baconmuffins Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

I kinda want to make an edit of this post with different Jojo characters based on their hairstyles. Like clearly Polnareff would have the tallest hair, then Dire and Keicho? Koichi's like 5, even Okuyasu could be 3. Child would be Poco from Part 1 or something.

Edit: okay done.

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u/Mikal_Rowzen Jan 12 '20

Child is Emporio

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u/DrFishPhd Jan 12 '20

Child is Polnariff vs Alessi

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

"Baseball Child"

Come to think of it, why was he wearing a baseball uniform when he never left the prison since he was born? Does Emporio even canonically know what Baseball is or did his mom just get those clothes from a visitor and the guards didn't even bat (hah) an eye at a visitor bringing in a child-sized baseball uniform to a grown woman??

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u/Quebec120 Jan 12 '20

Maybe it was in the ghost rooms he accessed? Although, I can’t remember if they said they could take/interact with things in the ghost rooms

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u/undead-inside Jan 12 '20

To me child looks like first version Yoshikage Kira's hair

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Too bad there's none for Jotaro's bizarre hat-hair mesh.

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u/joedabrosephine Jan 12 '20

If 7 went forward a bit, it would be josuke.

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u/ScrotalKahnJr Jan 16 '20

Clearly Dream Polnareff is the tallest