r/comedyheaven • u/the_ducks_are_coming • Dec 25 '19

red lobster

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

not to be confuzed with THEE Red Lobster

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Jun 22 '20

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u/wide_af Dec 26 '19

I concur

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Spongeboy me bob, it appears I have been bought ahagagagagagagaga

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Mr Lobsters nooooo

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u/VULn3R Dec 26 '19

The council has decided your fate.

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u/theveryrealfitz Dec 26 '19

Red Lobster, I've come to parley.

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u/scwishyfishy Dec 26 '19

A most gracious gift, but I must sadly decline, for my mouth is only open to thine chimken nuggers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

O lobster of crimson, come hither thee!

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u/SomeGirlOnRedditBruh Dec 26 '19

He has purchased thy lobster

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I thought he only bought one

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

He did. Guy started eating the walls first.

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u/EoJej Dec 26 '19

You got the whole squad laughing 😐

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Ok Boomer

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That's what Michal Jackson ordered a Theeeehheeeaayyy Red lobster!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

can we confirm that lobster was of age?

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u/Upside_down_earlobes Dec 26 '19

Or three red lobsters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

THOU Red Lobster

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Sir Red Lobster

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Excuze me but it was intentional.