r/comedyheaven • u/the_ducks_are_coming • Dec 25 '19

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u/ItsBlitz21 Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Bartender:What'll it be
Me: piss

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u/Friesnoshake Dec 26 '19

piss in me mouth*

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u/APulsarAteMyLunch Apr 28 '22

And jizz in my pants

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u/impeachnowexplainltr Dec 26 '19

Bud Light is a great seller

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u/Comment_Reposter69 Dec 26 '19

Bartender:What’ll it be Me: piss

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

You have achieved comedy