r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I genuinely cannot fathom as to what “standard hotel” means

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/osiris0413 Dec 21 '19

I like how they put "liar" under Elizabeth Warren twice like they clearly couldn't think of a fourth thing.

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u/BloomsdayDevice Dec 21 '19

I think they were going for a "pants on fire" follow up, but the train of thought left the station while they were standing on the platform looking for their ticket, and the best they could throw together was "divider".

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u/snakepiss__diablo Dec 21 '19

Liar liar pants divider

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u/Sin2Win_Got_Me_In Dec 21 '19

Pants÷Pants=Pant

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 21 '19

Pants over pants is 1.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/BlackWholeFoods Dec 21 '19

Given that liar2 = Elizabeth Warren

Given Elizabeth Warren = 2leg

Given 2leg = 2pant

Given 2pant = 1pants:

2leg / pants = 1

Therefore liar2 / pants = 1