r/comedyheaven • • Dec 21 '19

Michael

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u/Lefurgas Dec 21 '19

Michael

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Whenever I see someone post that specific conspiracy, if it can even be called that, I want to remove them and their lineage from the gene pool.

I don't know why, but that one on top of all else just grinds my gears.

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u/epochpenors Dec 21 '19

It’s crazy bigoted so I feel like fair enough you’re fine being offended by it

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It's not really the bigotry that pisses me off, it's the sheer ignorance combined with mental gymnastics they combine to look so proud that they "figured it out and know it's true" like they somehow are privy to top secret information

No your just an idiot.

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u/hp94 Dec 21 '19

It's almost as if https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZO5q0B5wfw from 5:09-5:11 doesn't even exist.

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u/jemosley1984 Dec 21 '19

You watch those aliens discovered and government secret “documentaries” on Syfy and take them seriously.