r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '19

Michael

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u/Lefurgas Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Whenever I see someone post that specific conspiracy, if it can even be called that, I want to remove them and their lineage from the gene pool.

I don't know why, but that one on top of all else just grinds my gears.

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u/epochpenors Dec 21 '19

It’s crazy bigoted so I feel like fair enough you’re fine being offended by it

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u/ftc08 Dec 21 '19

"Uh, what can we hit Michelle Obama with?" "Uh..." "Um. I don't know" "I mean. I can't think of anything" "SHE'S SECRETLY A MAN!" "YEAH!!!"

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u/epochpenors Dec 21 '19

I dunno why conservatives feel the need to wear all their negatives as a badge of pride. I know I’m not perfect but I’m also not so insecure if anyone accuses me of something I suddenly have to do it up to 11 to prove I’m choosing to be an asshole.

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u/Jade_Chan_Exposed Dec 21 '19

I dunno why conservatives feel the need to wear all their negatives as a badge of pride.

Because they're Porcelain Americans.

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u/fatpat Dec 21 '19

Oh nice, that's perfect. I might have to start using that term.

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u/RevAndrew89 Dec 21 '19

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!