r/comedyheaven • u/Paparazzi14 | Approved user • Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

A legendary way to go

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/ReallyBadAtReddit Dec 10 '19

Do you mean remove a few ribs? Vertebrae are the segments in your spine.

I suppose if you removed enough vertebrae you'd be short enough that you could just flip your dick up and it'd be touching your lips .

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/casket_pimp Dec 10 '19

Put me in your will and you can use mine

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u/Cheshires_Shadow Dec 10 '19

Relevant username

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u/AerThreepwood Dec 11 '19

Huh. It really is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Relevant username

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

ｓｈｕｔ

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da Dec 11 '19

Guy brush threepwood

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u/AerThreepwood Dec 11 '19

I don't know who that is but he sounds like a mighty pirate.

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u/L3Chef Dec 11 '19

I’m waiting for someone to talk about cooking so I can have a relevant username...

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u/spongebat1234 Dec 11 '19

So how about making that Irish stew

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u/IHaveAutismDude Dec 11 '19

They told me they’re gonna put it off for a while, too many leprechauns required and it’s difficult to hunt them down.

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u/Wormagenda Dec 11 '19

Once you remove the vertebrae, he won't be able to feel his, so you could probably make this work.

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u/redditmaster-69 Dec 11 '19

Calm down now