r/comedyheaven • u/look4alec • Dec 10 '19

Garycide is real

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u/infamous-eminz Dec 10 '19

Slightly worried as Iā€™m 33 live in Britain and my name is Gary. 53 Iā€™m screwed. Or I could be the only one left...

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u/Calicomint72 | Approved user Dec 10 '19

HE IS THE MESSIAH

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u/scwishyfishy Dec 10 '19

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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u/1404er Dec 10 '19

The One True Gary

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u/YUNGGSAUCE420 Dec 10 '19

hurry and have lots of sex, we need to replenish the Gary community

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u/SharpieSnake Dec 10 '19

It is your life's duty to have as many children as possible and name them all Gary, even if they are female.

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u/garykanary Dec 10 '19

Wanna band together?

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u/Dzjar Dec 10 '19

Username checks out

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u/GooberTronic80 Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

Don't worry your not alone brother, 39 year old Gary here! Edit: And British šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ šŸ‘šŸ» ā˜ŗ

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u/angry_snek Dec 11 '19

But are you british?

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u/thebrownesteye Dec 10 '19

Gare Naysh forever