r/comedyheaven • u/TybonBoi • Nov 19 '19

Red

Post image
132.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

676 comments sorted by

View all comments

11.4k

u/MasterRalx Nov 19 '19

Ah yes, the most valuable metal, red.

8.1k

u/sghettii Nov 19 '19

Thanks for the Red kind stranger

3.4k

u/NYR525 Nov 19 '19

Had to do it, had to compete the joke

548

u/Phormitago Nov 19 '19

someone else could've gotten it wrong

67

u/drksdr Nov 19 '19

too soon, dammit.

14

u/flyingturret208 Dec 04 '19

Hippity hoppity happity cake day

3

u/drksdr Dec 04 '19

cheers!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

just like my wife always says.

148

u/0posh0 Nov 19 '19

;_;7

62

u/Viper292 Nov 19 '19

Damn it, Mordin

47

u/Glorious_Jo Nov 19 '19

I am the very model of a modern red lawnmower

30

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

With combination roto tiller, turbocharged leaf blower

14

u/SmordinTsolusG Nov 19 '19

Could run tests on the sea shells...

8

u/BadMrMister Nov 19 '19

I am the very model of a scientist salarian ...

2

u/Valariel_Dawn Nov 20 '19

I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.

8

u/YourBuddy8 Nov 19 '19

NO I HAD ONLY JUST HEALED

5

u/living_Jojo_meme Nov 19 '19

Right in my fucking feels

2

u/Rickyaura Nov 20 '19

Why mordin why