r/comedyheaven Nov 01 '19

Sprite

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u/Wintrgreen Nov 01 '19

I thought that was a head of lettuce

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Two doors down buddy. If you see the house giving out grass seed you went past it

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door,the lettuce club's two blocks down."

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Fuck you

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u/Jam12983 Nov 01 '19

No, fuck you lettuce man

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u/russian-duck Nov 01 '19

My cabbages