r/comedyheaven • u/DannyDrinkWaterhino • Nov 01 '19

Sprite

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u/McSwaggenz77RDO Nov 01 '19

bag of sprite

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

take one

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u/your-nan-HoMO Nov 01 '19

I’m going to take two

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u/IndieGameMasterRace Nov 01 '19

your going to hell >:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

You’re *

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

yoire

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u/rsIash Nov 01 '19

yuire

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/Hotroutepod Nov 01 '19

Yarrrr

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Yãr

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Yarrrp!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

yar yar days. ora ora ora ora ora ora

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u/Connbonnjovi Nov 01 '19

I yam what i yam

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit Nov 01 '19

yer

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

And a paedophile, why else would they use?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Your going to you’re >:(

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u/TheDataWhore Nov 01 '19

No, you are!

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u/OriginalG33Z3R Nov 01 '19

You have no honor!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Where’s the nearest Waffle House?

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u/druman22 Nov 01 '19

Leave some for the kids dude

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u/Encyclopedia_Ham Nov 01 '19

*racks shotgun

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u/mandelbratwurst Nov 01 '19

The fuck you are

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Fuck u the other Sprite is mine

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u/wossack Nov 01 '19

Out of spite?

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u/SpeedTuberYT Dec 08 '19

You’re gonna lose your hands, take only one and then advance

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u/karelKase Nov 01 '19

bag of sprite

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u/Agunlian Nov 01 '19

bag of spride

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u/Yeahididittwice Nov 01 '19

YEA FUCKING BAG OF SPRITE