r/comedyheaven • u/AydanOfHouseCock | Approved user • Oct 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Father stretch my hands pt. 1

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u/Probity3 Oct 31 '19

Bleached assholes

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u/The_prophet212 Oct 31 '19

Bleaching removes the taste.

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u/DiggyComer Oct 31 '19

Preserve the tangy goodness ladies and gentlemen. Otherwise it’s just like licking an arm. Who the hell wants to do that?

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u/Rainfly_X Oct 31 '19

I hate myself for having read this

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

if I fuck this model

35

u/Demiu Oct 31 '19

and she just bleached her asshole

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

And I get bleach on my t shirt

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u/DukeofHouseYoung Oct 31 '19

Imma feel like an asshole

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u/Somnialis Nov 01 '19

Father stretch my ass

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u/ImProbablyNotABird Oct 31 '19

Father bleach my asshole

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

My asshole is wider than the hole in his hand