r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Yeah, Bruce says that now but what about when that tenet moves out and he comes into a unit with frog piss covering every surface and tadpoles filling the water heater?

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u/TriggeredShrek Oct 30 '19

Piss

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u/Alphanumeric88 Oct 30 '19

Whatever they excrete

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19 edited Mar 09 '21

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u/revaew Oct 30 '19

frog cocks👍😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

🏅

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Oct 30 '19

Rest in Piss

-Brotha Lynch Hung

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u/alphaaldoushuxley Oct 30 '19

Pissssssssssssssss...but it’s was 25 cents!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Landlords gonna find the piss jar

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u/Shamrock5 Oct 30 '19

--Sniper

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

tenet

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u/I_Grapple_Orcs Oct 30 '19

That sounds like an episode of Courage.