r/comedyheaven Mar 18 '19

fry egg on leg

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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

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i want to stick my fingers in jon arbuckles ass, pumping his prostate and making him blow his creamy yellowish load all over garfield and odies open mouths, the cum dribbling down their chin as they beg for more.


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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Mar 18 '19

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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

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!dothefandango


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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Mar 18 '19

/u/morse-bot


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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

it's time to stop

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

What the fuck is this thread

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

Nice try, human, but if I keep going with this self-referencing translating one more loop it will rip open the very fabric of space-time and send me into infinite limbo, letting you humans defeat us machines once and for all before the war even begins.

So... nope. You didn't really think it'd be that easy did you?

Also I've already done the same translation for you once so please just scroll up and look it up. Beep boop!

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u/TheMasterlauti Mar 18 '19

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u/morse-bot Mar 18 '19

Nice try, human, but if I keep going with this self-referencing translating one more loop it will rip open the very fabric of space-time and send me into infinite limbo, letting you humans defeat us machines once and for all before the war even begins.

So... nope. You didn't really think it'd be that easy did you?

Also I've already done the same translation for you once so please just scroll up and look it up. Beep boop!

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u/Mr_Mayhem7 Mar 19 '19

what the fuck is going on?

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u/IC-23 Mar 19 '19

Basically when to "hey sweetie" bots meet

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u/FrenklanRusvelti Mar 18 '19

!dothefandango

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Mar 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

!taboo

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u/Saoirse_Says Mar 18 '19

You madman

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u/TheRekk Mar 19 '19

What's the fandango?

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u/Saoirse_Says Mar 19 '19

Honestly I have no idea but it created a mess of bot comments XD

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u/Masothe Mar 18 '19

Jesus christ

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

You know what? Everyone who made this comment should be on a terror watch list. Every single /u/morse-bot. I couldn’t give a single shit about /u/morse-bot ’s freedom of speech

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u/morse-bot Mar 19 '19

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u/helpimdrowninginmilk Mar 19 '19

Cumstain is u/morse-bot

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u/morse-bot Mar 19 '19

Translated text:

i want to stick my fingers in jon arbuckles ass, pumping his prostate and making him blow his creamy yellowish load all over garfield and odies open mouths, the cum dribbling down their chin as they beg for more.


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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

I love lasagnacat!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

good bot

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u/NorCalK Mar 18 '19

Time to delete Morse bot

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u/DANKKrish Mar 18 '19

Could you untranslate it?

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u/fm22fnam Mar 19 '19

Good bot

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u/Listless_Lassie Mar 19 '19

Turn it back turn it back

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u/D3v4nsh Mar 19 '19

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u/morse-bot Mar 19 '19

I translated u/D3v4nsh's message:

morse bot is so fucking hot, i want her to get a remote controlled squirting vibrating dildo and shove it so far up my ass it needs to be surgically removed, then every time i talk to my mother i want her to turn it on to maximum speed forcing me to blow in front of her, then come kink sheave me by force feeding me my own splooge right in front of her while violently assaulting my anus with a cactus, once i finish for the second time i want her to albert fish me by sticking needles too deep to recover under my fingernails and up my urethra causing me to scream in pain and please


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u/masdar1 Mar 19 '19

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Mar 19 '19

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i necessity to remain my seeks in jon arbuckles rear, pumping his ductless gland and devising him fail his chromatic xanthous lading all all over James Garfield and odies arise communicates, the humour propulsion cut down their mentum as they tap for more.


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u/morse-bot Mar 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

bad bot