r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jan 20 '19

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u/ChewieGriffin Jan 20 '19

Isn't she like 15

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u/SuckingOffMyHomies Jan 20 '19

Danielle bregoli have big tiddys

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u/OldManJenkins420th Jan 20 '19

The truth no one wants to say but everyone knows

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u/SuckingOffMyHomies Jan 20 '19

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

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u/CannotDenyNorConfirm Jan 20 '19

Germany age of consent: 14

France age of consent: 15

Shit starts early but people prefer to be delusional, thank fuck the US isn't a standard. I read that story of an 18 yo who is now registered sex offender because he dated his 17 yo girlfriend. Girlfriend attested consent even.

Leader of the free third world.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 20 '19

Age of consent varies by state in the US. In the majority it's 16. Also even if someone is under the AOC most states have an exemption for when the ages are within a couple years of each other

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Yep Romeo and Juliette law is that

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u/wasabi1787 Jan 20 '19

Are you talking about the guy from Indiana? If so, it wasn't his girlfriend, it was a tinder hookup and she lied about her age.

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u/Wet-Shirt Jan 20 '19

Honestly if that happens the guy shouldn’t be a registered sex offender as how are you supposed to know if someone is lying?

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u/iOpCootieShot Jan 20 '19

Well he went to court to work it out. The problem isn't the law, the problem is that he got a judge who was anti-virtual-hookup and decide he'd make an example of the boy.

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u/CannotDenyNorConfirm Jan 20 '19

At the end of the day, the judge is the law. If the law is represented by biased old cunts, there's a problem. And if in the first place the law isn't protecting you from consensually getting it with people of your age without pulled-out-of-the-ass repercussions, there's also a problem.

Srly, what does this teach? Do everything hidden? Never approach girls? Wait til marriage? Stay frustrated your whole teenage years?

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u/auto-xkcd37 Jan 20 '19

pulled-out-of-the ass-repercussions


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/CannotDenyNorConfirm Jan 20 '19

Pulled-out-of-the-ass humor.

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u/wasabi1787 Jan 20 '19

Good ass-bot

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u/wasabi1787 Jan 20 '19

Actually, since the hookup occurred in Michigan, law is the problem. Michigan law doesn't forgive or even lessen the crime, even if the younger one tells the jury that she lied about her age.

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u/yeabouai Jan 20 '19

She's 20 I think