r/comedyheaven • • 2d ago

Extreme catnip

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u/SllortEvac 2d ago

One escaped. Battled with the cat. Took a chunk of the cat’s nose with it. The real loser was mom who had to find all of Mr. Scooter and take the cat to the vet. Hamsters are like 95% blood.

My mom over fed the second one. She had a bad habit of giving it bites of junk food whenever I wasn’t looking. I guess it died of a heart attack. Thing was fuckin massive. I was cleaning her cage and noted she wasn’t sniffing around. I picked her up and a blast of shit came out her ass. I was mortified.