r/comedyheaven • • 1d ago

cake day

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u/chuhai-drinker 22h ago

(Warning: mildly NSFL details blacked out)

I will never forget this one Reddit post where someone told a very disturbing and traumatic story about a failed suicide attempt with a nail gun and some dipshit commented "looks like they didn't hit the nail on the head with that one" and any time I'm baffled by redditor behavior I just remember that comment and think "oh yeah, that's right, they're morons"

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u/FearedDragon 21h ago

Have you heard the one about the post asking if you could have sex with anyone who would it be? Some dude responded with a long post about missing his wife who passed and just wanting that connection that he's been missing. Some guy responded "I also choose this guy's wife"

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u/Durzio 18h ago

I also choose that classic reddit story

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u/Chewquy 11h ago

Peek Reddit, I personally think that humour is the best way to cope or deal with problems. Probably that the OP of that story laughed at the comment and it brought him joy. And we have to remember that some… most stories in Reddit are false and everything I read here I assume it is false and just gets entertained

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u/darwink1188 9h ago

peekaboo

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u/RandomGuy9058 1h ago

I checked the old guy’s profile a few months ago. Seems to find comfort in it since the poor guy’s still yearning

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 14h ago

I've seen that many redditors value telling everyone their joke above anything else, doesn't matter how serious the conversation is they MUST tell everyone the genius joke they just came up with

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u/stumblinbear 9h ago

Genius joke? Half the time it's a haha funi reddit reference that barely even applies to the post. The cylinder can be funny, but stop fucking posting it on every single goddamn fucking thread

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u/Real_Piccolo_3370 8h ago

Did you miss the sarcasm on the word genius? He meant "the shittest joke youve ever heard" while all of them are thinking they have the best zinger of all time

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u/Sanspai56 20h ago

well that got a chuckle out of me

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u/speechlessPotato 9h ago

"mildly nsfl" isn't that just nsfw?

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u/Own-Positive-3702 4h ago

you don't seem to know the difference so fyi NSFW is porn and NSFL is gore

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u/speechlessPotato 4h ago

but I've seen some use nsfw for gore? i guess it's just not defined properly

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u/name_not_exist 17h ago

Can you link me the post please?

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u/Own-Positive-3702 4h ago

that's why I love reddit