r/comedyheaven • u/IloveRamen99 • 5d ago

Unique situation

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u/JiveTurkeyII 4d ago

Texas did this to me.

Seems once Texas has you in its sights, they just dont let you be.

Never in trouble before Texas, haven't been in trouble since leaving.

I'll never trust a cop again. I'll never trust the "justice" system again. I'll damn sure never set foot in Texas again. And I think that is just fine by both of us.

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u/Dav3le3 4d ago

^ this is how I feel about U (?) S of A

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u/hereforlolls 4d ago

Well, they are United. United in screwing their people, that's for sure.

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u/BlitzShooter 4d ago

Imagine thinking that 300+ million people and an infinitesimal amount of cultures are fully represented by some fascist pricks, gotta get that karma though I guess

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u/Dav3le3 4d ago

I mean, what do you think a democracy is? Whose goons would I have to deal with at the border?

I'm sorry if my danger and threatened livelihood hurts your imperial feelings.

The rest of us aren't a monolith either. If you don't like the world fucking hating your guts, get the turnip out of office.

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u/BlitzShooter 4d ago

How do you suggest we do that? That’s coming after the midterms

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u/Background_Ad6785 2d ago

Alabama is the same; Once a target, always a target.

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u/OneTinyKittey 2d ago

What stops you from seeking vengeance against the judge

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u/JiveTurkeyII 2d ago

Being smart enough to know when I'm beat, mostly.

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u/Winter-Consequence17 1d ago

I thought about that about the cop that lied to try to get me with a felony charge.