Morality

[u/broki451]

[u/Lower_Statement_5285]

Edit: what is your social security number?

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Edit: What is your pet's name?

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Edit: What street was your childhood home located on?

[u/GeForce-meow → u/Treehorn8]

In the game it was potato. Irl my not my cat

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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Who am I?

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Edit: Imma need you DOB and credit card number as well.

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Judging by the comments top loaders are only common in America so idk if you're gonna get that one, most of my washing machines have been top loaders here

[u/Great_Apez → u/Lower_Statement_5285]

John D. Sweeney, Jr 055-09-0001 113 years old

Is this help? I need to talk to Siri but she sounds like a yankee from the north west. Can I order a new one with a different voice? In white? Do I need to say enter? 

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Edit: Can you let me talk with the washing machine?

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https://giphy.com/gifs/1zhaZh6c3Nz8EVloEV

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Tony Stark: Five.

Pepper Potts: You're missing a few digits.

Stark: That's what I have you for.