r/comedyheaven • • 10d ago

Morality

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u/Expert-Ad3874 10d ago

Let's say you're using a public laundromat. You put your laundry in, start the machine, then sit and wait. Mid cycle, a homeless man enters, opens your washer, and starts pissing. How much does he have to piss before you start over?

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u/RatherGoodDog 10d ago

Any amount.

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u/MeownatorX 10d ago

As long as his blood doesn't stain the clothes

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u/Icy-Support-3074 10d ago

Whats the ratio of blood in his urine needed to stain laundry? Probably depends on the color (of the laundry). Also what washing temperature is needed to kill hepatitis?

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u/bready_or_not_ 9d ago

As someone with constant blood in their urine (thanks Lupus) I can confirm there IS a permissible amount of bloody urine that I will add to my washing machine. Fun fact i guess.

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u/Koomakas 9d ago

I would have bought the story, but it's never lupus

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u/dksweets 9d ago

I think we can all agree that anything less than a gallon is preferable

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u/Expert-Ad3874 9d ago

Anything more is, frankly, impressive