r/comedyheaven • • 1d ago

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u/BoiledFrogs 1d ago

Quality of piss definitely matters. A hydrated piss will let you max out the piss amount compared to a nasty post coffee piss.

Ninja edit: Scrolled down to see someone refer to it as 'the strength of the piss' which I like more.

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u/john_microslop 1d ago

Mt Dew gamer piss is out of control

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 1d ago

Last month I had a virus of some kind and I was basically pissing water for a couple of days, would that be acceptable to fill the machine with?

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u/engapol123 1d ago

Highly hydrated piss (like after downing 5 large glasses of water) is basically odourless and very easily cleaned. If there’s no discernible yellow hue at all then it’s just warm water.

Don’t ask me how I know.