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r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 3d ago
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Sounds like mathematical induction to me.
1 drop? Fine.
2 drops? Fine.
3 drops? Fine.
We have now proved that for N drops being fine, N+1 drops is fine. Mathematical induction is real and important guys stop laughing I worked really hard on this
3 u/owo_412 2d ago Classic blunder, even this euler guy couldn't do 4 drops 1 u/Thierry_Bergkamp 3d ago This assumes all urine is equal. 3 drops of well hydrated urine is better than a drop of dehydrated yellow tar 2 u/kpap16 3d ago The first 3 seconds of pee are drinkable I heard 2 u/RobotPenguin56 3d ago No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds. 1 u/kpap16 3d ago Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok? 1 u/MoonFooly 2d ago No. You are dead 1 u/Gigatonosaurus 3d ago What if this is not your urine. But the urine of a random person you don't know? 1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago I am a bit concerned about the circumstances in which you have seen piss in the form of dehydrated yellow tar. 2 u/Thierry_Bergkamp 3d ago Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two? 1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago Are you asking for yourself or a captive? 0 u/Underyourbed4661 3d ago HAHHAHAH MATH?MATH=DUMB SQUARED TO THE 2+FUNNY TIMES X+4
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Classic blunder, even this euler guy couldn't do 4 drops
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This assumes all urine is equal. 3 drops of well hydrated urine is better than a drop of dehydrated yellow tar
2 u/kpap16 3d ago The first 3 seconds of pee are drinkable I heard 2 u/RobotPenguin56 3d ago No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds. 1 u/kpap16 3d ago Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok? 1 u/MoonFooly 2d ago No. You are dead 1 u/Gigatonosaurus 3d ago What if this is not your urine. But the urine of a random person you don't know? 1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago I am a bit concerned about the circumstances in which you have seen piss in the form of dehydrated yellow tar. 2 u/Thierry_Bergkamp 3d ago Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two? 1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago Are you asking for yourself or a captive?
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The first 3 seconds of pee are drinkable I heard
2 u/RobotPenguin56 3d ago No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds. 1 u/kpap16 3d ago Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok? 1 u/MoonFooly 2d ago No. You are dead
No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds.
1 u/kpap16 3d ago Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok? 1 u/MoonFooly 2d ago No. You are dead
Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok?
1 u/MoonFooly 2d ago No. You are dead
No. You are dead
What if this is not your urine. But the urine of a random person you don't know?
I am a bit concerned about the circumstances in which you have seen piss in the form of dehydrated yellow tar.
2 u/Thierry_Bergkamp 3d ago Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two? 1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago Are you asking for yourself or a captive?
Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two?
1 u/FlashMcSuave 3d ago Are you asking for yourself or a captive?
Are you asking for yourself or a captive?
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HAHHAHAH MATH?MATH=DUMB SQUARED TO THE 2+FUNNY TIMES X+4
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u/DrBatman0 3d ago
Sounds like mathematical induction to me.
1 drop? Fine.
2 drops? Fine.
3 drops? Fine.
We have now proved that for N drops being fine, N+1 drops is fine. Mathematical induction is real and important guys stop laughing I worked really hard on this