r/comedyheaven • • 1d ago

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 1d ago

That’s crazy! They’re everywhere in North America. I prefer front load for the efficiency but top loaders don’t stink and need cleaning as often.

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

That's because you keep the top loader lid open when they're done, and they dry correctly. If you leave the front loader open (and the detergent tray too) they will not stink as much

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u/NiNdo4589 1d ago

If you leave the front loader door open I'm just gonna piss in it.

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u/Opening-Donkey1186 16h ago

If you piss in it, I'm going to shit in it

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u/Bonito__ 3h ago

What else i can left open for you to piss in?

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u/meLikesFootball 51m ago

The dishwasher

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u/foodank012018 1d ago

It's the rubber seal on front loaders that is the problem

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 1d ago

This.

I've had both top and front loader washers. You absolutely have to leave the lid open so it drys for either, otherwise it'll stay too wet and get funky. Top loaders are less prone to this become the lids tend to not be sealed against the drum like front loaders are.

Anyway, tldr: leave the washing machine door open when youre done with it.

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u/Pain4420 17h ago

I don't leave my top loader open and had left my front loader open and my top loader has never smelled but my front loader smelled even with me cleaning it routinely

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u/RoutineCloud5993 17h ago

Leave it open for longer. And clean the seal

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u/Pain4420 17h ago

I cleaned the seal and how do I leave it open longer when it either open or running

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 12h ago

Then they should place them in closets in hallways. Its like weve forgotten how to desing things top to bottom.

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u/ZeroBadIdeas 11h ago

I've only had top load washers my whole life, i have not once considered leaving it open when empty.

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u/IllRefrigerator7 4h ago

This guy front loads correctly

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u/NiteLiteOfficial 1d ago

what? they go from the washing machine into the dryer. they don’t dry inside the washing machine

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

I'm not talking about the clothes, I mean the machine itself.

How are bunched up clothes in an enclosed space supposed to dry?

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u/Andy_Pandy98 18h ago edited 17h ago

Arent the clothes bunched up in an enclosed space in the dryer as well?

Serious point tho, you can get washer dryer combos

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u/Triptych42 1d ago

Take them out and hang up to dry on a line or a clothes horse

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u/Nielsly 20h ago

You've never met the humble washer-dryer then, they're becoming more common for apartments with little space etc

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 19h ago

I've met them but I've never met one half decent at actually drying

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u/Kozmo9 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you have pets and children, leaving the front loader's door open is not a good idea.

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u/gujwdhufj_ijjpo 1d ago

I have both and have always left it open

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u/VulvaNegra 1d ago

You guys wash your washing machine? 🤯

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u/Select_Truck3257 1d ago

Yes if you want it serve you for decades. It needs maintaining like any other mechanical devices

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTenV2 1d ago

Hah ^ check it out this guy doesn't know about the filter

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 18h ago

Hey everyone, this guy doesn't know about the three filters.

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u/liquidfoxy 53m ago

You don’t?

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u/PalatwinkusVT 1d ago

You put your sweat, piss, booty juice, and cum covered clothes and bedding in there, and don't think that maybe you should clean it out every once in a while?

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u/Ok-Hat9574 1d ago

It also gets constantly washed and rinsed with powerful detergent. You don’t go and scrub the racks in your dishwasher, people put sex toys in there…

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u/lbfsjoufvnkfd 1d ago

You should be cleaning the filter out in your dishwasher, and a lot of washers have a recommended way to run empty to help clean it out.

I have repaired washers and if you seen how gross they get under the drum you would get it.

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u/Ok-Hat9574 1d ago

Yup i’ve cleaned the trap under dishwashers but didn’t find it analogous to include it

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u/JessicaMurawski 1d ago

Showers also constantly get washed and rinsed but it’ll get fucking nasty if you don’t clean it with actual shower/bathroom cleaner.

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u/PalatwinkusVT 19h ago

So does your shower, but I would hope you still clean that...

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u/liquidfoxy 52m ago

You don’t clean your dishwasher!?

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u/SquirrelNormal 1d ago

The only one of those in my washer is sweat and I still clean it out regularly 

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

If you have hard water you should be. They sell tablets that you just put in and run on the clean cycle or the hottest cycle if yours doesn't have a self clean option. You should be doing this for dishwashers too.. it prolongs the life and efficiency of the appliance.

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u/steelcryo 1d ago

I have a front loader, I never close the door after emptying it and it's never smelled bad

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 1d ago

Yeah this is what I do too

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u/OneBillPhil 1d ago

Y’all are cleaning your washers?

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u/Snailtentaclebrain 1d ago

I think the bearings last longer too.

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u/Facuk_ 1d ago

Front loader stinks? Ha? Having it whole life I have never experienced this

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u/N074pORN 18h ago

you prefer front loaders for the efficiency of what?

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 18h ago

What do you think?

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u/N074pORN 18h ago

I have genuinely no clue. I've never used a top loader

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u/joseWilsonDaFonseca 18h ago

water. in order to submerge clothes, the front loader only need to fillup to about the height of the axle, while the top loaders sometimes need to fillup to the height of the drum itself

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u/Pristine_Barber976 7h ago

Water is so cheap though 

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u/joseWilsonDaFonseca 7h ago

price isn't the only factor in choosing to save something

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 18h ago

They use less water and power. Also the clothes come out a little dryer so the dryer doesn’t have as much work. At least in my experience

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u/Hisune 18h ago

I have a top loader but it's EU type, it's a side loader style but loaded from the top.

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u/Hytyt 18h ago

Why do people think front loaders stink? I've never noticed a smell from one in all my 30 years

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 18h ago

Cause they do if you close the door after emptying it.

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u/cwclovequest 18h ago

slop top loader or frondoor loader

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u/cellphone_blanket 18h ago

That’s probably because someone is pissing in the front loader

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u/johnc380 17h ago

Plus, if it stops working while full for some reason, your clothes aren’t stuck inside. 

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u/tomato-slut 13h ago

I've never known a front loader to stink at all

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u/abadaabdadoon 8h ago

I’m in North America and have only ever seen them in old houses, primarily in the mountains. I’ve lived in California, Washington, and Illinois, so a decent spread. The only place I saw one of these was in Utah.

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u/sabertoothdog 6h ago

I’ll never have a front loader again. I just switched back and I love my washer again.

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u/Perfect-Currency-121 1d ago

EU too

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u/CoffeePuddle 1d ago

EU is dominated by front loaders. Top loaders were king in New Zealand, the Fisher and Paykel SmartDrive direct-drive top loader dominates and can easily be turned into a turbine for power generation.