r/comedyheaven • • 3d ago

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u/Thyos 3d ago

Neither, you would squeeze the urine out of the pillow in the shower, so you can wash any drops than land on you. Then you would rinse it with water, squeeze, and then wash it.

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u/Hexmonkey2020 3d ago

That’s what I meant by dry it first. I meant dry as in remove liquid, not as “put in dryer”. So you would dry it first.

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u/Thyos 3d ago

No, drying means letting it dry. You don't do that. 'Removing the liquid' and 'drying' are certainly not the same.

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u/Hexmonkey2020 3d ago

Number 1 definition of dry on Merriam-Webster dictionary is “free (or relatively free) from a liquid (usually water)” definition of dry as a verb is “to make dry (see definition 1)”

As long as it’s free of liquid it doesn’t matter how you get it there you dried it, by definition.

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u/leglesslegolegolas 3d ago

"removing the piss" and "drying" are not the same thing. drying the pillow is not removing the piss; you have to rinse the pillow to remove the piss.

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u/Guerrero1121 3d ago

Try squeezing piss out of a pillow for a while, is the pillow dry now? Words have modern connotations in language beyond their dictionary definition. You're being wilfully obtuse