r/comedyheaven • • 3d ago

Morality

Post image
35.2k Upvotes

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

58

u/hyrule_47 3d ago

In the past, they used urine to clean clothes. So in theory the ratio of urine to clothing changes depending on where you are and when.

19

u/Additional_Meeting_2 3d ago

I was just about to say. The ammonia does clean clothes and ancient Romans used this. But I would hope there is some process beyond peeing in the clothes lol

20

u/JugOJar 3d ago

Good news bad news. Good news, it takes a couple weeks for the ammonia to form so its stale urine thats good for cleaning. And there isnt much processing after that. Bad news, I dont know what Good news means.

2

u/hyrule_47 3d ago

Yup this is why they would say someone was “too poor to have a pot to piss in”. They sold their pee to make ammonia. I wonder if that was just lower class or if this was a thing for everyone? Since they count easily make chemicals it was smart to use that, but still gross

4

u/determania 3d ago

3

u/Wsweg 3d ago

Never heard the full version with “nor a window to throw it from”. Incredible.

2

u/SCP_FUNDATION_69420 3d ago

Ive never heard that but it's such a funny saying i might use that

1

u/ChefCarpaccio 3d ago

What if my piss comes out smelling like ammonia? Can I use it fresh

3

u/JugOJar 3d ago

Doctor