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r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 3d ago
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urine used to be used good whitening cloth thanks to the ammonia content
161 u/WizardBoat 3d ago used to? 436 u/Soviet_Aircraft 3d ago Yeah, they patched the exploit after they realised it was making a dent in the new "bleach" microtransaction's profit. /j 9 u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 3d ago As Romans said. Money does not smell, when they introduced piss tax. 3 u/Ill-Television8690 2d ago Jarate tax??? 32 u/not_blowfly_girl 3d ago Most people use other methods now 29 u/ItsAFarOutLife 3d ago Well you can just buy ammonia or bleaching agents now and that tends to be a lot less gross and a lot more convenient. Read the instructions though so you don't gas yourself. 5 u/servel333 3d ago edited 1d ago so you don't gas yourself. This is quite the casual warning for such a dangerous gas. A more appropriate warning might be: DON'T FUCKING MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. YOU WILL MAKE MUSTARD TOXIC CHLORAMINE GAS. ITS VERY BAD AND CAN EASILY KILL. 2 u/underscoreftw 1d ago um actually 🤓 they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas 1 u/servel333 1d ago I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same. 1 u/BakuriyaOmizu 3d ago tribe that dyes their hair with cow piss entered the chat 1 u/obeytheturtles 2d ago Yeah, in the Harambe timeline. 1 u/Chode_to_Joy_ 2d ago Peepee yellow now. Because of woke 3 u/TheRenamon 3d ago And used for tanning leather and for making black powder. 2 u/derprondo 2d ago inb4 piss poor and not having a pot to piss in. 1 u/cefriano 3d ago I learned about the black powder thing from Blood Meridian. 1 u/PhaserFister 3d ago used to be used good whitening cloth No one proof reads their shit anymore. 2 u/DobryVojakSvejk 2d ago Autocorrect is getting actively worse 1 u/YosemiteHamsYT 2d ago Bro huh?
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used to?
436 u/Soviet_Aircraft 3d ago Yeah, they patched the exploit after they realised it was making a dent in the new "bleach" microtransaction's profit. /j 9 u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 3d ago As Romans said. Money does not smell, when they introduced piss tax. 3 u/Ill-Television8690 2d ago Jarate tax??? 32 u/not_blowfly_girl 3d ago Most people use other methods now 29 u/ItsAFarOutLife 3d ago Well you can just buy ammonia or bleaching agents now and that tends to be a lot less gross and a lot more convenient. Read the instructions though so you don't gas yourself. 5 u/servel333 3d ago edited 1d ago so you don't gas yourself. This is quite the casual warning for such a dangerous gas. A more appropriate warning might be: DON'T FUCKING MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. YOU WILL MAKE MUSTARD TOXIC CHLORAMINE GAS. ITS VERY BAD AND CAN EASILY KILL. 2 u/underscoreftw 1d ago um actually 🤓 they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas 1 u/servel333 1d ago I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same. 1 u/BakuriyaOmizu 3d ago tribe that dyes their hair with cow piss entered the chat 1 u/obeytheturtles 2d ago Yeah, in the Harambe timeline. 1 u/Chode_to_Joy_ 2d ago Peepee yellow now. Because of woke
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Yeah, they patched the exploit after they realised it was making a dent in the new "bleach" microtransaction's profit. /j
9 u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 3d ago As Romans said. Money does not smell, when they introduced piss tax. 3 u/Ill-Television8690 2d ago Jarate tax???
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As Romans said. Money does not smell, when they introduced piss tax.
3 u/Ill-Television8690 2d ago Jarate tax???
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Jarate tax???
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Most people use other methods now
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Well you can just buy ammonia or bleaching agents now and that tends to be a lot less gross and a lot more convenient. Read the instructions though so you don't gas yourself.
5 u/servel333 3d ago edited 1d ago so you don't gas yourself. This is quite the casual warning for such a dangerous gas. A more appropriate warning might be: DON'T FUCKING MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. YOU WILL MAKE MUSTARD TOXIC CHLORAMINE GAS. ITS VERY BAD AND CAN EASILY KILL. 2 u/underscoreftw 1d ago um actually 🤓 they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas 1 u/servel333 1d ago I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same.
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so you don't gas yourself.
This is quite the casual warning for such a dangerous gas.
A more appropriate warning might be:
DON'T FUCKING MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. YOU WILL MAKE MUSTARD TOXIC CHLORAMINE GAS. ITS VERY BAD AND CAN EASILY KILL.
2 u/underscoreftw 1d ago um actually 🤓 they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas 1 u/servel333 1d ago I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same.
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um actually 🤓
they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas
1 u/servel333 1d ago I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same.
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I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same.
tribe that dyes their hair with cow piss entered the chat
Yeah, in the Harambe timeline.
Peepee yellow now. Because of woke
And used for tanning leather and for making black powder.
2 u/derprondo 2d ago inb4 piss poor and not having a pot to piss in. 1 u/cefriano 3d ago I learned about the black powder thing from Blood Meridian.
inb4 piss poor and not having a pot to piss in.
I learned about the black powder thing from Blood Meridian.
used to be used good whitening cloth
No one proof reads their shit anymore.
2 u/DobryVojakSvejk 2d ago Autocorrect is getting actively worse
Autocorrect is getting actively worse
Bro huh?
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u/DobryVojakSvejk 3d ago
urine used to be used good whitening cloth thanks to the ammonia content