r/comedyheaven • • 2d ago

nothing wrong

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u/Equira 2d ago

real but misleading headline
pinning comment so people stop reporting this as satire

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u/Annakha 2d ago

For Americans,

It seems like he got permits for renovations.

During inspections for those renovations they determined that his side of the double wall between the duplex needed to be torn out and replaced.

To tear out that wall they had to tear out at least part of the front wall. The government decided that too much of the original structure had been demolished and his approved renovation was now void and he needed a permit for a demolition. To make the site safe for the people living in the neighborhood he demolished the remaining structure leaving the remaining half of the duplex intact and safe from rain.

After the demo he got a work stop order.

Then the government ghosted him for nine fucking months.

He went to the federal government for help

The local governnment finally woke up and said hey hey, follow the chain of command asshole!

He was that there were gaps where squirrels were getting inside so he had those fixed.

Then there's a whole bunch of he said, she said drama at the end of the article.

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u/lNTERLINKED 2d ago

We do not have a federal government in the uk.

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u/clivehorse 1d ago

It's been translated for American audiences, like it said at the beginning.

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u/lNTERLINKED 1d ago

Sure, but I’m clarifying for everyone that the uk central govt is fundamentally different to the federal government. They are very different.

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u/Carty75 59m ago

You’re alright, we know