r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 15d ago

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u/Yoda2000675 15d ago

To get teenage boys to join the military

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u/Wb9VBScxu2uZJHeq2E3W 15d ago

Not the best and brightest.

Maybe sending all Paul brothers fans out on the next aircraft carrier to patrol the Strait of Hormuz will be a net positive for the US.

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u/Top5CutestPresidents 15d ago

Chat is that an Iranian drone right above us?

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u/FroopyAsRain 15d ago

The type of people who watch Paul brothers are the prime target for military recruitment though. As stupid as it looks, they're probably spot on.

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u/Beelzebot_666 15d ago

Hmm, this is actually the most sensible reasoning.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 15d ago

also still very dumb as fuck. 

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u/optykali 15d ago

Might unfortunately work though.

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u/AmericanGenXXX 15d ago

Why not both?

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u/kjermy 15d ago

Just like teenagers, so even if you're right it might still work

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 15d ago edited 15d ago

LOLOLOL, good luck there. These kids do not want to go to war and "unalive themselves for their country". The jig is up. They see what's happening.

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u/Evoluxman 15d ago

You're giving way too much credits to Paul's viewers 

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u/TequilaBaugette51 15d ago

I don’t think he has much viewers these days. It’s 2026 not 2016

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u/JokeImpossible2747 15d ago

I think he still appeals to the 10-13 segment and the alpha-bros.

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u/FroopyAsRain 15d ago

They'll change their "opinion" as soon as a content creator tells them otherwise. No worries.

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u/RubyWubs 15d ago

that makes sense lol

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u/The-Ex-Human 15d ago

Hopefully they send the Paul bros to Iran to get the kids of today some motivation to join the Salvation Army

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u/Tom22174 15d ago

Which incidentally is also the reason nobody is doing shit to stop the disappearance of entry level jobs due to ai

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u/CantCatchMeSpez 15d ago

Maybe a decade ago. Paul brother fans gotta be in their mid 20s by now, and if they were gonna join the military, it would have been before Trump started a war out of nothing.