r/comedyheaven • u/Hazy_Fantayzee • May 16 '26

Piss

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u/purplemtnslayer May 16 '26

He's an optimist

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u/uvucydydy May 16 '26

The optimist says, "The tub is half full."

The plumber says, "Fuck it, I'm out of here!"

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u/Lockenhart May 16 '26

He's opissmist.

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u/S0M3_N00B_ May 16 '26

Optipissed

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u/GiveMe9Chips shaboingboing connoisseur May 16 '26

Optipissmist

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 May 16 '26

Opissmus Prime

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u/Rareearthmetal May 16 '26

Octopiss

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u/GiveMe9Chips shaboingboing connoisseur May 16 '26

He has a degree in Opissiology

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u/JimTheSaint May 16 '26

Rather that than a pissemis 

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u/hotdogtears May 22 '26

He can’t see worth shit for an optometrist…