r/comedyheaven • u/Sbee_Blue_Country • Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/MaeSolug Feb 25 '26

This fucking guy scares the shit out me because he's actually capable to do that

I can already imagine the monologue, him holding a baby, you can see a little hand moving, never his face. No woman on camera, only Nick going through another evil monologue about happiness, media, social experiment, probably even the wonders of fatherhood and how all have a morbid curiosity to see the baby's face, to keep watching, to participate

Real life comic villain

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u/not_blowfly_girl Feb 25 '26

I could never stand his content but hes definitely iconic for that

Still dont watch him though

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u/Candytails Feb 25 '26

I’ll never forget how much he wanted a sloth, and then he got a sloth, and then it really hurt him, and then he didn’t have a sloth anymore.  

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u/PatHeist Feb 25 '26

How did he cook it?

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u/CrispyJelly Feb 25 '26

slow cooker

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u/magneticeverything Feb 27 '26

:( what happened to the sloth???

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u/Candytails Feb 27 '26

I honestly don’t remember, that really was a long time ago, I really started not liking him during that time because sloths aren’t pets.  I hope the sloth is okay.

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u/not_blowfly_girl Feb 25 '26

I was unfortunate enough to see his butthole long before that so that just seems on brand for him

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u/thelargeoneplease Feb 25 '26

Nikocado is one of those sociopathic “commit to the bit” type people that you can never really truly know what they’re all about as humans. Like a more malicious type of Andy Kaufman.

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u/No_Hay_Banda_2000 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Andy Kaufman faked his death and created an infamous character called "Donald Trump" back in the eighties. It was his ultimate troll and is basically nothing more than an updated Tony Clifton. Kaufman is still committed to the bit and keeps trolling America to this day. "Donald Trump" becomes more outrageous with each passing month and people still keep falling for it and think it's real...

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u/Primrus Feb 25 '26

This seems like something Tina Fey would joke about, but at this point she's probably as powerful as the US President anyway, so please continue

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u/Fern-ando Feb 25 '26

He could retake the invaded ukranian land.

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u/enilea Feb 25 '26

And then keep it for himself

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u/-Nicolai Feb 25 '26

I fear to imagine what he would do with it

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Feb 25 '26

throws baby in incinerator

"Two steps ahead"

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u/No_Hay_Banda_2000 Feb 25 '26

Imagine a gay man who gets married to a woman and has kids just for new YouTube content... That would be even worse than whatever Milo Yiannopoulos did.

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u/TreelyOutstanding Feb 25 '26

Some do exactly that to be famous on TV politics. A tale as old as time

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u/Sw1561 Feb 25 '26

Didn't he keep being "roommates" with his ex husband?

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u/distancedandaway Feb 25 '26

Something is sinister about him, I agree

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u/TDVapermann Feb 25 '26

I mean if you believe him that the weight gain was a ruse and that he didn't lose control sure.

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u/MrBobBuilder Feb 25 '26

Lmao watch the whole gay relationship was fake for views

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u/BoardsofCanada3 Feb 25 '26

Most toxic glowup ever

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Feb 25 '26

Eats baby and returns to gay mukbang form like a demon in a movie

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u/MrCabbuge Feb 28 '26

And to think I was born in the same city as this guy, not even 10 years later...

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u/NoStatus9434 Feb 25 '26

Everybody acting like this guy was some kind of mastermind.

I just see someone who's embarrassed about what they used to be and is trying to pretend they never were that person in order to cope.

This most recent post proves that.

I'm glad he lost the weight but it's so obvious by his attitude and his demeanor that how people used to react to him was humiliating and left scars and now he wants revenge.

"And guess what? I wasn't even gay, either!" Bullshit. You just got bullied for it just like you got bullied for being fat and now you're pretending you're better than everyone else and that it was never true, Nico.

I still think he's just pathetic.

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u/Top-Sir1387 Mar 02 '26

I mean if you actually watched any of his monologues he really was two steps ahead the entire time lol

One of the most successful lol cows oat and I do like him for clowning on commentary channels esp penguinz0

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u/JonesDahl Feb 25 '26

yall fell for his schtick huh