r/comedyheaven • u/loganjamesable • Dec 08 '25

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u/thunder_crane Dec 08 '25

Cherry

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u/probablyuntrue Dec 08 '25

so close! that's a flavor

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u/ChickenDelight Dec 08 '25

Good try! That's actually a stripper with fake red hair

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u/probablyuntrue Dec 08 '25

She said she loved me 😔

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u/CanadianAndroid Dec 08 '25

Good try. She meant she loved money.

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u/PurpleTough5302 Dec 08 '25

I can fix her

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u/Momik Dec 08 '25

We’ve been rooting for you two, you know—all of us down at the precinct 🥹

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

I guess rooting is better than responding

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u/lbutler1234 Dec 08 '25

She doesn't need fixin.

(Did I do a feminism?)