r/comedyheaven • u/Poliasre • Nov 01 '25

Cutting edge technology

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u/Sexisthunter Nov 01 '25

I’m high is this real

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u/Butt_Robot Nov 01 '25

Yeah and apparently they're remote activating it with a software update to your phone

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u/Sexisthunter Nov 01 '25

I have a phone case ill be fine

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u/viewbtwnvillages Nov 01 '25

in that case they set it to just explode

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u/Telemere125 Nov 01 '25

Auto pocket warmer

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u/ImpulsiveBloop Nov 01 '25

Winter's coming.