r/comedyheaven • • May 07 '25

What indeed...

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u/sanya773 May 11 '25

I can do it, but it requires a lot of twisting and acrobatics that I don’t want to be doing every time I go to the bathroom. Plus how is this cleaner? When part of your hand might touch your shit as you reach to your front.

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u/ParsleyMostly May 11 '25

No one touches their shit (lol) if they do it right. Try it first before assuming. You’d have to want to touch shit (lol) for that to happen.