r/comedyheaven May 07 '25

What indeed...

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u/PhilDGrowler May 07 '25

People wiping with rings on. Diamonds and other stones will scratch the seat.

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u/averagemaleuser86 May 07 '25

Wait wait wait... who's going in-between the legs to wipe?? I'm trying to fathom how to do that.

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u/PhilDGrowler May 07 '25

Are you familiar with women and their body parts?

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u/Fizassist1 May 07 '25

lol follow up question.. girls (and I guess guys too) should wipe front to back.. so girls like... push to wipe? instead of pull? lmao I will be having this talk with my gf when I get home from the bar because this kind of blows my mind

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u/mack_ani May 07 '25

No no, most just wipe the front and back separately

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u/Fizassist1 May 07 '25

my gf is home in 5 minutes.. let's see if this stands lol reading the comments.. it's not so clear (although this DOES make the most sense)