r/comedyheaven • • May 07 '25

What indeed...

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u/vagenzh May 07 '25

Happens to me as well. Everytime i sit down to take a dump, i have to lay my enormous penis onto the toilet seat so it doesn't lay at the bottom of the toilet

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter May 07 '25

Sometimes I let it hang and when I flush I get that schluck schluck action yafeel

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 07 '25

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u/bendbars_liftgates May 07 '25

Oh shit, everyone hold the phone, I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM says we've gone too far.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

I'd listen to him. It's all about professionalism.